"Please Be Patient..." Funny Bathroom Humor Kitchen Towel | Gag Gift

Life is too short for boring kitchen towels! This Please Be Patient Even A Toilet Can Only Handle design is professionally printed by SassySotaGirl in Minnesota on a premium 16 x 24 waffle weave microfiber towel. Soft, absorbent, machine washable, and made to make people smile, it's a perfect funny gift, hostess gift, birthday gift, or housewarming present. * 16 x 24 inches * Premium waffle weave microfiber * Machine washable * Printed in Minnesota

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• $7 flat-rate US shipping 
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