Not my Coop Not my Poop Funny Chicken Kitchen Towel | Chicken Lover Gift

Not my coop. Not my poop. Not today, mother cluckers. The ultimate kitchen towel for chicken lovers and anyone who knows how to set boundaries with style! A perfect gift for backyard chicken keepers, farm lovers, or anyone with a great sense of humor. Why You'll Love It * 16 x 24 premium waffle weave microfiber * Soft, absorbent & machine washable * Designed & printed in Minnesota by SassySotaGirl * Perfect funny gift for chicken lovers, hostess gifts, birthdays, or housewarmings Life's too short for boring kitchen towels — this one brings the cluck!

Shipping:

• $7 flat-rate US shipping 
• Orders are processed and shipped out within 24-72 hours.
• FREE local pickup is available in Greenville, Michigan (Choose option at checkout.)

Returns: 

• Returns must be requested and postmarked to us within 5 days from your date of purchase.
• Your item/s to be returned must be in new condition (tags still attached, no odor, pet hair, or other user damage/wear/tear)
• Returns are eligible for store credit only.
• Items that are final sale and cannot be returned: accessories and other non-clothing items, intimates, leggings, sale/clearance items.
• Shipping charges (original and return) are the customer’s responsibility.