Nobody Told Me When You Get a Husband | Funny Kitchen Towel

Nobody told me when you get a husband… the ears are sold separately. If you've been married for five minutes or fifty years, you know exactly what this means! This laugh-out-loud kitchen towel is the perfect gift for any wife who gets it. Why You'll Love It * 16 x 24 premium waffle weave microfiber * Soft, absorbent & machine washable * Designed & printed in Minnesota by SassySotaGirl * Perfect gift for weddings, anniversaries, bridal showers, or birthdays A little humor goes a long way — this towel is guaranteed to get a knowing laugh from every married woman who sees it!

Shipping:

• $7 flat-rate US shipping 
• Orders are processed and shipped out within 24-72 hours.
• FREE local pickup is available in Greenville, Michigan (Choose option at checkout.)

Returns: 

• Returns must be requested and postmarked to us within 5 days from your date of purchase.
• Your item/s to be returned must be in new condition (tags still attached, no odor, pet hair, or other user damage/wear/tear)
• Returns are eligible for store credit only.
• Items that are final sale and cannot be returned: accessories and other non-clothing items, intimates, leggings, sale/clearance items.
• Shipping charges (original and return) are the customer’s responsibility.